Written by an Australian Dentist
To Kill an American
You probably missed this in the rush of news,
but there was actually a report that someone in
Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer
of a reward to anyone who killed an American,
any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the
following day to let everyone know what an
American is . So they would know when they found
one. (Good one, mate!!!!)
'An American is English, or French, or Italian,
Irish, German, Spanish , Polish, Russian or
Greek. An American may also be Canadian,
Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese,
Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or
Pakistani or Afghan.
An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee,
Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or
one of the many other tribes known as native
Americans.
An American is Christian , or he could be
Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there
are more Muslims in America than in
Afghanistan . The only difference is that in
America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no
religion...... For that he will answer only to
God, not to the government, or to armed thugs
claiming to speak for the government and for
God.