One for the Money

An eighty year old lady, marrying for the fourth time, was asked why she’s marrying again. Here’s her reply.

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She said “In my twenties, I married a banker”

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“In my forties, I married a circus ringmaster”

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“In my sixties, I married a preacher”

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“Now, I’m gonna marry a funeral director!”

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When asked what for, she said:

“One for the Money,

Two for the Show,

Three to get Ready,

Four to Go!”

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