Perks of reaching 50
or being over 60
and heading towards 70!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested
in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.
3. No
one expects you to run anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, did
I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as
a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing
left to learn the
hard way.
7. Things you buy now
won't wear
out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live
without sex but not
your glasses.
10. You get into
heated arguments about
pension plans.
11. You no longer
think of speed limits
as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to
hold your stomach
in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along
with elevator Music.
14. Your eyes won't
get much worse.
15. Your investment in
health Insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are
more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are
safe with your
friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of
brain cells is finally
down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember
who sent
you this list.
And you notice these
are all in Big
Print for your convenience.
Forward this to every
one you can
remember…
And remember… Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
