An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some orange trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.
One evening, he decided to go down to the pond, because he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ”We’re not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, “I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up, he said, “I'm here to feed the alligator.”
Moral: Old men can still think fast.

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