Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

The (Strange) People of Walmart

Monday, November 2nd, 2009



That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if I had to ask. California

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked. Florida

Early cloning method failures. Nevada

I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need. New York

Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head. Pennsylvania

How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4? Tennessee


HE’s BACK!

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the
undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania

Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet. California

I challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us. California

Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird. California

You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to
get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him
with a tennis ball from the air cannon. Georgia – Work it Nana!

We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if
she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s
hot when you know she really is. Oklahoma

It’s simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. Ohio

We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change. Nevada

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered. Florida

Excuse me, your balls are showing…. New Jersey

Save the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway.. Florida

Wouldn’t you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?
Missouri

“Where the hell is the cereal aisle?” Georgia

Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure I don’t see a problem with that. New York

Each article of clothing she has on is ridiculous on its own and combining them does not help. The best part is you know she was super pumped when she put these puzzle pieces together. Georgia

This would look bad even if she was literally coming from a train wreck. South Carolina

I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.
Pennsylvania

As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. I mean, at least what’s hanging out is nice, but believe it or not, some people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online let alone in public. Florida

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There! I fixed it, too!

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

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Saddest Dog Ever!

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Pugs always look sad.
But this one is the saddest.





Now that’s sad!

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Yoga vs. Drinking

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does.

Savasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.  

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles. 

 

Let’s start drinking!!!

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Why You Should Always Carry a Camera!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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There! I Fixed It!

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

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“But Officer…”

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to
Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate……………
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!

I don’t care who you are! That’s funny!

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She’s a True Blonde

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

See the close-up of her hands!

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No Wonder Great Grandma Had Such a Happy Childhood

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

Bayer ’s Heroin

A bottle of Bayer’s heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.

Coca Wine

Metcalf Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market. Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.

Mariani wine

Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it’s time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time. He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.

Maltine

Produced by Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York . It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal. Children should take half a glass.

A paper weight:

A paper weight promoting C.F. Boehringer & Soehne ( Mannheim , Germany ). They were proud of being the biggest producers in the world of products containing Quinine and Cocaine.

Opium for Asthma:

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Cocaine tablets (1900)

All stage actors, singers teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to "smooth" the voice.

Cocaine drops for toothache

Very popular for children in 1885. Not only they relieved the pain, they made the children happy!

Opium for new-borns

I’m sure this would make them sleep well (not only the Opium, but 46% alcohol!!!!!)

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Beware The Kangaroo Kick!

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

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