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The (Strange) People of Walmart

admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:48:27 +0000

That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if I had to ask. California

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked. Florida

Early cloning method failures. Nevada

I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need. New York

Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head. Pennsylvania

How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4? Tennessee

HE’s BACK!

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the
undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania

Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet. California

I challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us. California

Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird. California

You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to
get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him
with a tennis ball from the air cannon. Georgia - Work it Nana!

We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if
she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s
hot when you know she really is. Oklahoma

It’s simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. Ohio

We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change. Nevada

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered. Florida

Excuse me, your balls are showing…. New Jersey

Save the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway.. Florida

Wouldn’t you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?
Missouri

“Where the hell is the cereal aisle?” Georgia

Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure I don’t see a problem with that. New York

Each article of clothing she has on is ridiculous on its own and combining them does not help. The best part is you know she was super pumped when she put these puzzle pieces together. Georgia

This would look bad even if she was literally coming from a train wreck. South Carolina

I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.
Pennsylvania

As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. I mean, at least what’s hanging out is nice, but believe it or not, some people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online let alone in public. Florida

There! I fixed it, too!

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:11:31 +0000

Saddest Dog Ever!

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:45:20 +0000

Pugs always look sad.
But this one is the saddest.

Now that’s sad!

Yoga vs. Drinking

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:00:45 +0000

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does.

Savasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.

Let’s start drinking!!!

Why You Should Always Carry a Camera!

admin — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:42:15 +0000

There! I Fixed It!

admin — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:34:35 +0000

“But Officer…”

admin — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:04:33 +0000

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to
Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate……………
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!

I don’t care who you are! That’s funny!

She’s a True Blonde

admin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:25:10 +0000

See the close-up of her hands!

No Wonder Great Grandma Had Such a Happy Childhood

admin — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:50:42 +0000

Bayer ’s Heroin

A bottle of Bayer’s heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.

Coca Wine

Metcalf Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market. Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.

Mariani wine

Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it’s time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time. He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.

Maltine

Produced by Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York . It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal. Children should take half a glass.

A paper weight:

A paper weight promoting C.F. Boehringer & Soehne ( Mannheim , Germany ). They were proud of being the biggest producers in the world of products containing Quinine and Cocaine.

Opium for Asthma:

No comments.

Cocaine tablets (1900)

All stage actors, singers teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to "smooth" the voice.

Cocaine drops for toothache

Very popular for children in 1885. Not only they relieved the pain, they made the children happy!

Opium for new-borns

I’m sure this would make them sleep well (not only the Opium, but 46% alcohol!!!!!)

Crafty Commuting Canines

admin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:24:15 +0000

Canine commuter … wild dog waits on the platform

By Virginia Wheeler

Stray dogs are commuting to and from a city centre on underground trains in search of food scraps.

The clever canines board the Tube each morning.

After a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop - after learning to judge the length of time they
need to spend on the train.

The mutts choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train. They have also developed tactics to hustle humans into giving them more food on the
streets of Moscow.

Scientists believe the phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city
centre to the suburbs.

Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: "These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move
together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in
the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway - to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people."

Well trained dog enjoys a nap on the underground

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: "They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails
getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop."

Dog tired … mutt kips on tube seat in Moscow

The dogs have learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr. Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a
kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

They sneak up behind people eating shawarmas - then bark loudly to shock them into dropping their food.

With children the dogs "play cute" by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy - and scraps.

Dr Poiarkov added: "Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists."

The Moscow mutts are not the first animals to use public transport. In 2006 a Jack Russell in Dunnington, North Yorks, began taking the bus to his local pub
in search of sausages.

And two years ago passengers in Wolverhampton were stunned when a cat called Macavity started catching the 331 bus to a fish and chip shop.