
Mem-ries – are so beautiful and yet….

And you thought it was only phone booths and VW’s that they stuffed…

Wonder what they’re serving for the wedding dinner?

I guess she REALLY wanted a Knight in Shining Armor

Dad looks SO proud!! Do you really think he’s the father? Maybe the new husband?
Would your father do this ? Geeeeeeeeeez

Could someone please explain this to me?

And this one too?!

Ok – this one sets the "women’s movement" back a century or so….

Looks like they spared NO expense…

No comment required…

She’s starring on America ‘s Most Wanted next week!

…step away from the buffet!
What ya all call, TONS AND TONS OF FUN !!!!!!

Was this REALLY a shotgun wedding?

I just now noticed the DUCKS !??!! Look closer, I really think the bride is a
male.

Any ideas what the hell this is supposed to be????….and where will she ever
wear that dress again?

Do you think they rode off on a Harley or in a limo?

I want to see their kids…

Looks like he found a looker of a bride! I guess alien-goth ladies know how to
soothe the soul of a guy like Draco.

Hellooo, St. Louis! Burlesque Bridesmaids, Cabaret Groomsmen, and Clownvis
Presley – What more could you possibly need on your wedding day?

I can appreciate a costumed couple in love, but these two kinda look overheated.
Apparently Alice In Wonderland ‘formal wear’ is as comfortable as it is
attractive.

Say it with me now: Please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that
be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother…

This announcement takes a tip from the DIY wedding craze. Except it’s more like,
“I’m gonna make this here sign by hand because that good-for-nuthin’ John
Patterson ain’t even worth a real church sign. That worthless, shiftless piece
of dung is gonna marry my ONLY daughter, dammit!”

Smile, ladies! You’re on candid camera!! Oh, wait – you’re posing with your
skirts up. I get it. You actually planned this. Right. Makes sense then.
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21st Century Wedded Bliss
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010What to do When You’re Bored at Work or Anywhere!
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
1. Kill a few flies.
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.
Here are a few examples…
My favorite, look at the far left!! LMAO! I wish I had that kind of imagination.
In a Bad Economy, Try Origami Dollar Art
Sunday, February 7th, 2010The goal of this art is to create a representation of
an object using geometric folds and crease patterns preferably without the use
of gluing or cutting the paper, and using only one piece of paper.
Snowman Humor
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009New ‘Beep Beep’ Road Runner episode!
Saturday, December 5th, 2009This could be the beginning of a new ‘Beep … Beep’ Road Runner episode!
Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender, rode for 600 miles – and SURVIVED!
When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.
They didn’t realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run. Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender – and very much alive. Daniel and Tevyn East were driving at night along Interstate 80 near the Nevada-Utah border when they noticed a pack of coyotes near the roadside on October 12.
When one of the animals ran in front of the car, the impact sounded fatal so the siblings thought there no point in stopping. ‘Right off the bat, we knew it was bad,’ Daniel explained. ‘We thought the story was over.’ After the incident around 1am, they continued their 600 mile drive to North San Juan – even stopping for fuel at least twice. But it was only when they finally reached their destination at 9am did they take time to examine what damage they may have sustained.
At first it looked as though it was going to be quite gruesome. ‘[Daniel] saw fur and the body inside the grill,’ Tevyn East said. ‘I was trying to keep some distance. Our assumption was it was part of the coyote – it didn’t register it was the whole animal.’
Daniel East got a broom to try and pry the remains out of the bumper and got the shock of his life. ‘It flinched,’ Tevyn East said. ‘It was a huge surprise – he got a little freaked out.’ ‘We knew it was bad’: Tevyn East, who was in the car when it hit the coyote, bends down to take a look at the fur poking through the fender.

Fur Pete’s sake: What Mrs. East spotted as she bent down to inspect the damage to their car – the body of the coyote poking out through the radiator.

Wily coyote: The animal’s head can be seen as rescuers took apart the front fender to save it after it was struck by the car at 75mph.

Miracle escape: As the animal struggled, wildlife protection officials put a loop around its neck to prevent it from further injuring itself. The front of the car is completely taken apart as the coyote begins to wriggle free.

And voila! Tricky the toughest coyote ever rests in a cage after its ordeal – which it survived with just some scrapes to its paw.

The (Strange) People of Walmart
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if I had to ask. California

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked. Florida

Early cloning method failures. Nevada

I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need. New York

Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head. Pennsylvania

How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4? Tennessee

HE’s BACK!
This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the
undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania

Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet. California

I challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us. California

Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird. California

You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to
get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him
with a tennis ball from the air cannon. Georgia – Work it Nana!

We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if
she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s
hot when you know she really is. Oklahoma

It’s simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. Ohio

We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change. Nevada

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered. Florida

Excuse me, your balls are showing…. New Jersey

Save the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway.. Florida

Wouldn’t you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?
Missouri

“Where the hell is the cereal aisle?” Georgia

Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure I don’t see a problem with that. New York

Each article of clothing she has on is ridiculous on its own and combining them does not help. The best part is you know she was super pumped when she put these puzzle pieces together. Georgia

This would look bad even if she was literally coming from a train wreck. South Carolina

I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.
Pennsylvania

As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. I mean, at least what’s hanging out is nice, but believe it or not, some people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online let alone in public. Florida

Saddest Dog Ever!
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Yoga vs. Drinking
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does.
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.

Let’s start drinking!!!


























































































