That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if I had to ask. California
Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked. Florida
Early cloning method failures. Nevada
I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need. New York
Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head. Pennsylvania
How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4? Tennessee
HE’s BACK!
This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the
undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania
Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet. California
I challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us. California
Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird. California
You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to
get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him
with a tennis ball from the air cannon. Georgia – Work it Nana!
We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if
she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s
hot when you know she really is. Oklahoma
It’s simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. Ohio
We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change. Nevada
Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered. Florida
Excuse me, your balls are showing…. New Jersey
Save the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway.. Florida
Wouldn’t you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?
Missouri
“Where the hell is the cereal aisle?” Georgia
Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure I don’t see a problem with that. New York
Each article of clothing she has on is ridiculous on its own and combining them does not help. The best part is you know she was super pumped when she put these puzzle pieces together. Georgia
This would look bad even if she was literally coming from a train wreck. South Carolina
I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.
Pennsylvania
As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. I mean, at least what’s hanging out is nice, but believe it or not, some people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online let alone in public. Florida
